I think I'm getting younger.

In that I'm becoming a toddler. I'm unable to survive on less that 10 hours sleep a night. I used to be well rested with 4. I needs help. It does have its benefits I have very strange dreams which give me something to ponder if nothing else.
Picture this, we're in the school hall(B hall for those of you who went to wilifes) and Mr Hall is on stage giving an assembly on relationships. He somehoe stumbles onto the subject of some girls having weird fetishes and that he had an ex who liked to watch dragon and octopus rape porn. Now--if ever there were two animals so anatomically bizarre that having sex with them is an impossibility its octopii and Dragons. He also had videos for those of us who didn't believe him or were insatiably curious.
I am aware this is very wrong and I need help.
In other news I am in agony. I am very injured and hurty. I was tidying under my bed and trying to uncollapse it(don't ask) and one of the wooden slats needed to be wedged back into place so I was doing that and my whole arm just slipped and I felt this horrible stabbing pain in my wrist. I really did not want to look. I did, that was stupid. It appeared a staple had buried itself into my wrist just where it meets the heel of my palm. If, dear reader, you'd like to take a minute to prod the area where your wrist meets the heel of your palm you will surely agree that it is a very hard area. Very difficult to jam a staple in. It is now you will appreciate with what force my arm hit the floor and how far the staple was jammed in. I don't remember pulling it out but apparently I did and there were two very tiny, but very deep puncture marks in my wrist. It took a while for the blood to arrive but when it did there was a lot of it. I climbed out from under my bed and cleaned it and downed some nurofen. Then I could see little purple dots and had to sit down for a while. The buzzing in my ears is almost inaudible now...almost.

Syanara my un GMed public xxxx